Theology 2: Adam, then Eve.
This will cause riot in the minds of the brainwashed: God created Adam first in time and first in place. From the dust of the ground God breathed life into Adam to make him a living soul. It was not good for Adam to be alone. The other creatures (the animals) were not his match — not his mate. Instead of creating Eve sui generis, like he created Adam, God put Adam to sleep, took a rib and…